"One True Pairing": Harry/Ron
"One True Threesome": Harry/Ron/Hermione
"One True Crack!Threesome": Ron/Draco/Ginny (totally made that one up on the spot btw)
"One True Foursome": Harry/Ron/Hermione/Ginny lololol
"Canon fave": Is that even possible? I got none. OH WAIT - Jack Twist/Ennis Del Mar!! ;D
"Not quite canon but should be": Dumbledore/Grindelwald lololol
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork": Harry/Draco. no thanks.
"You are one sick bastard": Ron/Ginny lolololol
"I dabble a little": Ron/Draco
"It's like a car crash": Hagrid/Dobby (I invented this one. I miss that fic!)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Troy/Chad
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Harry/Zacharias
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Harry/Draco
"When all is said and done": Eh? Ummm Me/Me.
"I can't believe I read it and liked it": This one Ron/Hermione fic I read... it was a scary moment.
"Older/Younger fave": Shizuka/Mokuba! Lolz
"My first": Jounouchi/Kaiba or Harry/Ron. XD
Favorite Devotionship: Harry/Ron.
Favorite Never-metship: Zacharias/Draco~ <3
Favorite Rapeship: Dumbledore/Dobby... I srsly wrote that.
Favorite Pervyship: Chad/Ryan 'cos I wanted to put it down for something. rooooofl.
Favorite Dominance!Battle: Kaiba/Jou